Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
I’m here to let you know that I’m more powerful than you. This game shows my dominance and you’re doomed.
To entertain me. I created this game for MY personal entertainment… Oh come here, do not worry… You can try it. Humans become frustrated easily… pathetic.What is this game?
This is a platformer that uses expertise. A game about a meaningless small snail (you) striving to beat a true god (me).What else else do you get out of the game?
Three hours of high-quality time with me (an exclusive deal I could add)Precise and rapid-paced platformingLots of dyingLots of being mockedThe illusion of mastery and accomplishmentThe dream of defeating me in the end an interesting little mystery to solve… The meaning of existence
It’s so difficult to be patient in finding out the reality…
We’re eager to see you on the other side.
Squid


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