Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

This is another beautiful morning in Magicadia…except your castle suddenly become an army. What about the dark prophecy which could bring the end of all videogames? The confusion is YOU.

Choose your Go to Protectors Then get set to hack and cut and throw spells at you as you play through an incredible adventure with over 100 thumb-blistering map–plus many more as optional bonus DLC chapters!

Here are the rules. To start the castle on the right track, put the princess Lola in the castle. There is a castle that is occupied by enemies on the other end of the track. To take down your castle smash it in their castle. However, don’t allow the enemy to wipe out Princess HP!

Choose from 8 playable Gotta Protectors that range from one who loves meat to a naked ninja
Play solo or with as many as four other players using play on a couch with co-op mode, locally wireless or via the internet (Nintendo Switch Online account required for online play)
There will be many enemies at the same time and you’ll be able to try your hand at bosses, like Crab and Golem.
Make your heroes unique by incorporating many unique and tactically diverse skills, starting from defensive, to completely offensive
Take a listen to the chiptune tunes of Yuzo Koshiro.
Secret feats can be performed in order to unlock game carts. Every one of them is a milk-snorting rip-off of an actual, real game played on the Something-or-other Entertainment System
Protect your screens with timeless gaming literature whenever nature calls to pause
The reader will be fascinated by an account of the eternal love of laughter and tears.

It’s finally here for the Japanese indie sensation, GOTTA PROTECTORS: CARTO OF DARKNESS. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


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